
Not a Morning Person
By Dennis McCaffertyOut of Tune
An employee quit to join a rock band.
Eye of the Beholder
An employee resigned because "the office building was unattractive."
Cramped Quarters?
Another worker felt the lobby area was too small.
Love and Devotion
One worker departed because he wanted to "watch a movie with his girlfriend during work hours."
Not a Morning Person
A worker said he "just couldn't get up in the morning."
Eau de Work
A staffer said he didn't like the way the office smelled.
Sensory Overload
An employee said he didn't like the sound of file cabinets being slammed.
Dim-Witted
Another hated the lighting in the building.
Sporting Passions
One professional quit to watch a soccer tournament.
True Confession
An employee admitted he was making too much money and didn't feel he was worth it.
Zuckerberg-Lite
A staffer quit because she discovered she could live off her trust fund.