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Dim-Witted

By Dennis McCafferty  |  Posted 05-17-2012

Out of Tune

An employee quit to join a rock band.

Eye of the Beholder

An employee resigned because "the office building was unattractive."

Cramped Quarters?

Another worker felt the lobby area was too small.

Love and Devotion

One worker departed because he wanted to "watch a movie with his girlfriend during work hours."

Not a Morning Person

A worker said he "just couldn't get up in the morning."

Eau de Work

A staffer said he didn't like the way the office smelled.

Sensory Overload

An employee said he didn't like the sound of file cabinets being slammed.

Dim-Witted

Another hated the lighting in the building.

Sporting Passions

One professional quit to watch a soccer tournament.

True Confession

An employee admitted he was making too much money and didn't feel he was worth it.

Zuckerberg-Lite

A staffer quit because she discovered she could live off her trust fund.