Dim-WittedBy Dennis McCafferty | Posted 05-17-2012
Out of Tune
An employee quit to join a rock band.
Eye of the Beholder
An employee resigned because "the office building was unattractive."
Another worker felt the lobby area was too small.
Love and Devotion
One worker departed because he wanted to "watch a movie with his girlfriend during work hours."
Not a Morning Person
A worker said he "just couldn't get up in the morning."
Eau de Work
A staffer said he didn't like the way the office smelled.
An employee said he didn't like the sound of file cabinets being slammed.
Another hated the lighting in the building.
One professional quit to watch a soccer tournament.
An employee admitted he was making too much money and didn't feel he was worth it.
A staffer quit because she discovered she could live off her trust fund.